THE FIVE UGLY TRUTHS ABOUT WORKING HERE
(say all five in the interview, before you sell anything)

1. ____________________________________________
2. ____________________________________________
3. ____________________________________________
4. ____________________________________________
5. ____________________________________________

WHAT THE FIRST 90 DAYS REALLY PAY:  $__________ / ________  (be exact)

THE REAL UPSIDE (say these just as plain as the truths):
  - ______________________________________
  - ______________________________________
  - ______________________________________